@meganamram: Today i convinced my brother for a full minute that the Beatles wrote "blackbird" about Batman
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@sixthformpoet: If cartoons are a reliable guide, the secret to never ageing is wearing the same clothes every day.
@AristotlesNZ: Nothing solves all of life's biggest problems like a well-timed, awkward & overly complicated kick to the face. -The Karate Kid.
@HallpassCanada: Everyone always wants to date the hot crazy chick.....Till you're standing outside watching your house burn.
@galiamango: I'm pretty terrified of the possibility that you guys might crawl out of my phone like that girl in The Ring.