@HeatherLuvsYou: Just because someone smiles a lot doesn't mean they're nice. Take alligators for example.

@adam_bloomquist: If I was a girl named Isis, I'd be pissed that half the people decided to change my name to Isil.

@Mr_Role_Model: My License to Kill was revoked due to abuse of power.

@AmishPornStar1: I'm not saying she's worse than my mom... But my wife doesn't seem to like any of my girlfriends.

@BackrowSeats: Burger King's slogan "Have It Your Way" was shortened from "Are You Sure You Wanna Eat This? Ok. Have It Your Way".