@bush_piglet: Today I have learnt - if you try and give someone the finger whilst wearing mittens, you are basically just showing them your mittens.
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@EddieMcSugarnut: I'm just a naked guy in an elm tree noticing the creepy way you stare at me through your bathroom window.
@krisv_723: My greatest hope is for my eulogy to start with "Her reign of terror is finally over."
@ObscureGent: Joseph: I swear I just heard the wind call your name Mary: um, that was probably...god Joseph: God sounded a lot like our neighbor Jeff
@AimeeHelene1: To the person that put "SMILE" as their name on the printer... I will not!! In fact, I will hunt you down and force you to watch me frown.