@aveuaskew: Today I learned not all people are appreciative of vetriloquism. Especially my gynecologist.
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@aka_fatman: I start undressing you with my eyes. About halfway through, your zipper gets caught on my cornea and I start screaming in agony.
@Pro_Jones_: (NASA) HQ: Good launch everyone. Astronaut: Uhh what's that buzzing noise? NASA Prankster: Definitely rocket noise and not bees.
@just1fool: Apparently there's this Pokemon character that's a pile of garbage with a face so now I'm famous I guess.
@animaldrumss: To those out there who have accused me of selling out, of abandoning my beliefs and values to climb the social ladder: uh... yeah. yes.