@aveuaskew: Today I learned not all people are appreciative of vetriloquism. Especially my gynecologist.
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@PeaceInTruth1: Telemarketer: Good afternoon, Sir. Me: Do you walk with a limp? Telemarketer: No. Me: Want to? Telemarketer: Thank you for your time.
@thenatewolf: J.R.R. Tolkien invented an entire language for the elves but where the hobbits live is called Hobbiton.
@jergarl: My 7yo has a friend over and I'm pretty sure he learned how to whisper during a hurricane.