@aveuaskew: Today I learned not all people are appreciative of vetriloquism. Especially my gynecologist.
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@juliussharpe: People with Bluetooth headsets always look like the least important people you could possibly call.
@shopkins776: I was told you have to wait an hour after you finish eating to swim. I didn't know there was such a thing as an hour after you finish eating
@SonOfCha: Imagine if you killed a shark then got reincarnated as a shark but the shark you killed was really popular & all the sharks knew it was you.