@aveuaskew: Today I learned not all people are appreciative of vetriloquism. Especially my gynecologist.
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@spittingllama_: When a girl tells u about her favorite animal - "I'd eat one" is not the right response.
@pinupteacher: I'm starting to think I overuse exclamation points. It ends today. Right now. I'll never ever use one again. I'm so excited about it. Yes.
@Jayson_Two_time: Pro Tip for the ladies. Ask him to show you where the "jack thingy" is at in the trunk and when he shows you.. That's when you push him in.