@BillPelicanBros: Today I nearly met my end!...it was in a yoga class.
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@magsaidwhat: In the new version of Star Wars, Harrison Ford slowly flies the Millenium Falcon in the left lane with the turn signal on
@StellaGMaddox: I grounded my kid from electronics for a week and now he won't stop talking to me and I think I've made a horrible mistake.
@SirEviscerate: Under 'medical history', we were hoping for something more specific to you personally. You wrote "Fleming discovered penicillin in 1928".
@Deno_Tron: I am just a boy, standing in front of a milkshake, wondering by what sorcery it beckoned me to this yard