@causticbob: Today. I. Realized. That. Typing. Like. This. Doesn't. Make. Your. Point. Stronger. It. Makes. You. Look. Like. Your. Computer. Has. Asthma
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@andylassner: The Samsung Galaxy is a cool phone if you don't mind carrying around a 42" screen.
@UNTRESOR: I don't see what the big deal is with vaccinating your kids. My mom vaccinated me plenty and I turned out shapes.
@NoTheOtherJohn: [God is taking a nap] Prankster Angel: Um yea hi, Abraham? This is God. *trying super hard not to laugh* You need to kill your son.