@markleggett: Today I saw a homeless man pick up a brochure for a computer repairer. I guess he's having computer problems?
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@primawesome: If the CIA has my house bugged they've heard several impromptu songs about my dog being a good boy.
@BrattyBarbie: Behind every successful man stands a surprised woman and behind her stands the surprised mother-in-law and behind her,your surprised Dad.
@sass_n_ass: No thanks, Winter Olympics. If I wanted to see a bunch of white people playing in the snow, I'd hop on over to Facebook.