@markleggett: Today I saw a homeless man pick up a brochure for a computer repairer. I guess he's having computer problems?
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@imence2: My daughter can open just about any front door using a credit card, so your kids honor roll certificate seems a little useless right now.
@nickmullen: I'm not religious but I'm spiritual, which means I think the mothman prophecy is real and I don't feel bad about shoplifting
@Shock_Monster: Anyone that says there are no stupid questions has never had to explain to a 5 year old why there are no pink bananas 267 times today.