@OhNoSheTwitnt: Today is apparently Ash Wednesday which I can only assume has something to do with our hero from the hit TV show Pokémon.
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@Elizasoul80: I don't blame sharks. If someone walked into my house and started splashing around in my bath, I'd bite their leg off too.
@better_off_dad: 16: Why do I have to go to college? Me: It’s the next big step on your journey. 16: My journey where? Me: Out of this house.
@lemonmartinis: Dude that's not a tire swing its a warning to other tires that trespass in my yard
@kelkulus: Adding "family" to words sucks out all the fun: Vacation? Family vacation. Car? Family car. Movie? Family movie. Affair? Family affair.