@TheBoydP: Today is national pet day. There is no touching of people in national pet day. I know this now.
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@Test_of_Steron: Husband: I called my boss "Honey" today. Wife: What? Why? H: He was shouting at me and telling me I was wrong, and it just slipped out.
@skitzoette: As I looked at my naked body in the mirror, I thought to myself: "I'm going to get thrown out of this home depot in a minute."
@TheToddWilliams: I know it's International Women's Day but I'd like to give a shout out to all the national and local women as well.