Funny Tweeter

Your daily dose of unadulterated funny tweets

If bad ads/pop-ups are redirecting you, please take a screenshot and email it to [email protected]. Help us keep the site clean!

@Cynner777: Today is the day I go back to the gym.

Tomorrow is when I stop telling lies.

Today is the day I go back to the gym. 

Tomorrow is when I stop telling lies.

COMMENTS