@duplicitron: Today is the day I release the coyote I trained on Windows 95 back into the wild.
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@NikatNiteNite: Just once I'd like someone to call me "ma'am" without having to add "you need to calm down or we're going to have to ask you to leave"
@RapDescendant: "THE WORLD REVOLVES AROUND ME" - KANYE "THE WORLD REVOLVES AROUND WEED" - WIZ "THE WORLD DOESN'T REVOLVE AT ALL" -B.O.B.
@shadygeekdad: My father in law is one of those "deep sigh until someone asks what's wrong" kind of women.
@ilovepie84: You would be surprised at how many people will run if you yell "ITS A TRAP" and run in a random direction