@duplicitron: Today is the day I release the coyote I trained on Windows 95 back into the wild.
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@lilgapeach30: Men. Can't live with 'em...can't finish this joke unless I wanna be single the rest of my life.
@a_olivia4212: A recent study has found that woman who carry little extra weight live longer then the man who mention it
@thatdutchperson: Funny how I used to see human features in things like electrical sockets, or clouds, or my ex.
@fluffysuse: There are three types of people: 1. Annoying people 2. Annoying people I am sleeping with 3. People I haven't met