@TheTweetOfGod: Today is the first day of the rest of your life and you've already screwed it up.
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@jbillinson: Biden: I think if we just leave a small- Obama: No Biden: Just a small Mouse Trap inspired- Obama: No booby traps, Joe
@themiltron: we call em houseplants like thats where they belong but its just where we put em thats like if u threw me in the sewer & called me sewer boy
@OneFunnyMummy: All that money and sleep was super annoying anyway. -lies parents tell themselves