@TheMichaelRock: Today my boss will learn that I am nowhere near mature enough to be left alone with a label maker.
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@Rollmaninoz: Enter password: "ScoobyDoo" sorry password must contain a special character ScoobydooFeaturingBatman
@ceejoyner: Keep yelling "dance!" and shooting at my feet, tough guy. I studied tap for 9 years and you're going to look like an idiot.
@Hmmm_er: She: 5 mins babe He: Ok *discovers a new planet* *travels to it* *discovers life* *returns back* He: Ready? She: 5 mins babe