@Ristolable: Today sucked so much it featured a guest verse from Pitbull
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@JH_Moncrieff: "I don't understand...we're a grocery store. Do we really need an editor on staff?" Yes. Yes, you do.
@daemonic3: Someday I'd love to treat my wife to some luxury items, like a BMW, a Louis Vuitton bag, or genuine HP ink cartridges.
@onelongbender: When people tell me I'm intimidating, I generally just glare at them until they take it back.