@AimeeHelene1: Today there was a band-aid on my plate, a bat flew in the house, & a bee stung me. Today was brought to me by the letter B.
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@leahlovescheez: My gynecologist recognized me at the grocery store, so I guess I need to start wearing longer skirts.
@TedOfficialPage: What if animals were injured in the making of a film. would it say ''Tim hurt one monkey... he feels bad."
@briangaar: If I'm murdered, I hope I'm able to write out the killer's name in blood and then "sucks" underneath