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@vodkachops1: Today TO DO list:

1) vacuum huge spider in living room✔️

2) panic✔️

3)throw vacuum cleaner outside✔️

4)buy new spiderless vacuum

Today TO DO list:

1) vacuum huge spider in living room✔️

2) panic✔️

3)throw vacuum cleaner outside✔️

4)buy new spiderless vacuum

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