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@leshnevsky: Today's 3-year-olds can unlock the smartphone and launch favorite app or music player.
What did I do in my 3-year-old? I ate sand.

Today’s 3-year-olds can unlock the smartphone and launch favorite app or music player. 
What did I do in my 3-year-old? I ate sand.

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