@ryangriffiths: Todays stats: My 3yr old got pissed off with me because I couldn't stop the wind.
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@aguywithnolife: Not sure which is worse, the CEO of Abercrombie & Fitch saying he doesn't want ugly people wearing his clothes or that people still wear A&F
@bridger_w: If approached by a bear, you can play dead, or you can acknowledge the bear, say hello, and see what it needs. Have some decency
@Brampersandon_: GF: What a perfect night ME: It gets better *bends on 1 knee* Will you... GF: OMG yes! ME: *puts Space Jam DVD on her finger* put this in?
@llvvzz: I wish I would have listened to my grandma when she told me one day I'd regret not focusing harder on my hitman career.