@JimmerThatisAll: Today's workout. Light weights. 1 hour parkouring rooftops on my block. It's surprising how many people have skylights in their bathrooms.
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@Robert_Beau: Her: Put your finger on it! Me: Like this? Her: Oh yeah, I can finish now! -Making the perfect bow
@zachheltzel: Tell women at the bar you are the lead singer of Train. There's no way they can know your lying.
@Dawn_M_: I would like to be a zombie because when someone asked me if I had a boyfriend I could just eat them.