@Dadpression: Toddler tech support: "Did you try throwing it and crying?"
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@eric10F: Rappers are terrible with pets: the Baja Men let their dogs out, DMX never knows where his dogs are at, and Pitbull is awful.
@ManvAlcohol: I'm just saying, if I were a bomb maker, I would make all the wires the same color.
@Adam14: I still use the word "dude". I don't give a dude. I don't use it right, but I still dude it.
@OBiiieeee: a girl took a grilled cheese out of her purse and threw it across the street like a frisbee to me i never thought i'd be able to love again