@aka_IDIOT_: Together, I can beat schizophrenia.
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@robdelaney: I'm so sweaty at all times I think it would be biologically accurate to call me amphibious.
@maughammom: Told my kids to get rid of toys they don't play with, so if you hear a commotion it's just them desperately playing with every toy they own.
@notalogin: Almost every branch of science has a pseudoscience associated with it: chemistry and alchemy, astronomy and astrology, math and economics...