@aka_IDIOT_: Together, I can beat schizophrenia.
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@TheMichaelRock: The best part about Christmas Eve is when grandma gets drunk and tries to fight everyone.
@murrman5: why does mommy cry when she cuts onions? "she feels guilty cuz she stole them. see *lifts son onto lap* your mother likes to steal onions"