@ISOremarkable: My answer to most questions is an intelligible grunt, a flustered pointing motion, & a 3 hour nap.

@3Snowbee3: BF: Will you marry me? GF: Do we have to live together? BF:

@13spencer: Have you guys seen that great television show, "Candy Crush Saga With The Sound From Another Television Show Playing In The Background?"

@boburnham: Life is always one step forward, two steps back...Then slide to the left...Slide to the right. CRISS CROSS!!!

@clindsaysway: Get out, RUN! That DM was coming from INSIDE THE HOUSE