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@Brohamulet: Toilet paper has a lot of other uses!
Your baby? Boom. It's a mummy.
Your dog? Boom. Mummydog.
This lamp? Boom. Your living room is on fire.

Toilet paper has a lot of other uses!
Your baby? Boom. It’s a mummy.
Your dog? Boom. Mummydog.
This lamp? Boom. Your living room is on fire.

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