@TheTonyHowell: Toilets are really just fart amplifiers when you are trying to be quiet.
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@NathanBgood: Maybe my threats will be more effective if, after I mentioned all the people I've killed, I don't say, "in RuneScape."
@Lisa_Laughs_: Do you like them? I made them from scratch. Do you want one? - me introducing my kids to strangers.
@Marcmywords2: You can tell a lot about a person by what they swallow first when a cop pulls um over.
@JBelk78: You think I'm over dramatic? When an octopus gets upset, it eats itself. THAT'S over dramatic.