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@coldlippdheresy: Told my boss the salary I want when I move to California.
Him: so you want the moon and all the stars too?
Me: and Saturn.

Told my boss the salary I want when I move to California.
Him: so you want the moon and all the stars too?
Me: and Saturn.

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