@myonlymizztake: Told my doctor I would lose 10 pounds in three months. That was three months ago and now I have 18 hours to lose 9¾ pounds.
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@jackmackenroth: It's saying something when you marry Charles Manson and you look like the crazy one.
@rationalists: The term "mentally ill" is reserved for white people. Brown people are called terrorists. Black people are called thugs.
@EliTerry: The only way to protect ourselves from eagle attacks is of course MORE eagles. Fill our homes with these gentle, knife clawed birds of prey.