@meganamram: To err is human; to Air Bud is dog!!!!

@sofarrsogud: My son and I play a game where he talks all day and I bang my head against a wall.

@Muath_tu: If I set a cheese trap, I'd probably fall for it before the mouse.

@omgthatspunny: what do you call a fish with no eyes?? fsh

@jimmytorosian: Avril Lavigne: He was a boy. She was a girl. Can I make it any more obvious? Me: Yes you could. That is incredibly vague.