@peachesanscream: Told my friends that I was qualified to give them Botox injections. I raised a few eyebrows.
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@LuvPug: I love how Prince Charming is so dumb he doesn't recognize Cinderella without her shoe.
@kumailn: "Bikini faux pas: are you guilty?" As a guy, it's very hard to imagine the bullshit that women are bombarded with.
@Laser_Cat: Boy, Peter Parker is lucky he was bitten by a spider and not one of those fainting goats.
@seantgreen: One of Jesus' most impressive accomplishments was being 33 years old and still having 12 really close friends.