@peachesanscream: Told my friends that I was qualified to give them Botox injections. I raised a few eyebrows.
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@smilely_gal: If you drive a Hummer, I will assume you are a douchebag. If aforementioned Hummer is bright yellow, I will crown you their king.
@Girl_Censored: I'm not a jealous person but seriously, if you star her tweets one more time I'm going to squeeze the balls of this vodoo doll so hard...
@KattsDogma: "How about we go with a gerund, but, like, maybe just half a gerund." - How ING Bank got its name