@Douchekevin: Told my girlfriend she should scream out 'my god you're huge'!! at her gynaecologist appointment to freak out the others in the waiting room
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@WilliamAder: Whoever gets the gift from me that has scissors under the wrapping paper, I'm going to need those back.
@BuckyIsotope: Only 1490's kids will remember this *sails from Europe and destroys an indigenous population*