@leifromloihi: told my kid to sign my boyfriend's birthday card
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@rickolantern: Why is Halloween considered the scariest time of the year? Most weddings happen in June.
@ShutUpThatsWho: [Microsoft Outlook developer meeting] "we need to tell users when their inbox is full" how do we do that? "we send them another email" nice
@str8upjuggahos: How can a middle aged unemployed rat with 4 teenage turtles afford so much pizza?
@jonnysun: ten years ago we had Jason Shoes, Carl Shirt and Daniel Problem. now we have no shoes no shirt no problem welcom to dennys what can i get u