@NervousJr: Told my mom "The D" stood for donuts, and now she won't stop telling people she wants the chocolate D.
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@AbbyHasIssues: Guess who went all day without dropping food on her shirt? Not me, but I’m sure somebody somewhere did.
@pleatedjeans: A long time ago a wine expert said 'it has an okay flavor' but the guy heard 'oaky flavor' & now people want their wine to taste like trees
@SEvans_author: When I die, I want to be buried with a few random animal bones so archeologists 1,000 yrs from now will wonder what the hell I was