@kay_bee28: Told my mum someone had been shot and she asked with what? I wanted to reply 'with a cutlass' but I want her to pay for masters...
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@bracealmighty: My mate called me an idiot for always getting my idioms wrong but it takes one to know someone.
@dafloydsta: WIFE: Just face it, it's a lost cause WILE E COYOTE: *sifting through Acme bills* You could be a little more supportive, Janet
@Bob_Heller: Sorry I borrowed your pen and performed that emergency tracheotomy that turned out not to be an emergency. And sorry about your neck hole.