@Plexomatic: Told my wife I wanted our kids every other weekend and she reminded me that we're married and live together so I'd have to see them every day
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@Robert_Beau: So I harvested my tomato today, it's bound to be good considering the $43.29 I invested to plant it.
@Maxine12339: Unscramble: pnise If you got spine, you are correct. The rest of you have been on twitter too long.
@brittwastaken: If stalking people is so bad, why does Twitter keep giving us a list of people to follow?
@REnlightenment: Unless you've studied Nazism at a Nazi university and you've read Mein Kampf (in German), your criticism of Nazism isn't valid -Nobody ever