@hdaniels_00: Tomorrow I'm going to start using big words to sound smart....Sorry, I meant utilizing gargantuan idioms to simulate intelligence
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@thatdutchperson: "If all your friends jumped" 'Yes' "But if they" 'Yes' "But" 'IF I EVER GET FRIENDS I'M GOING TO DO WHATEVER THEY WANT ME TO, OK MOM?
@prettysadmostly: my roomba is carrying a beer around the house and eating chips off the floor just like me
@WritePlay: *Last week on "Models Who Weren't Expecting To Be Eaten By Bears"* JADE: When I was eaten by a bear, I was like what is happening lol