@Smooheed: Tonight I realized that I gaze at cheese in much the same way that first time mothers gaze at their newborns
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@callingCQ: Friend: "I grilled some chickens over the weekend." Me: "Did you get the information that you were looking for?"
@dshack8: 6yo Son: Dad, why'd you spray cologne down there when you got outta the shower? Me: How's ice cream for dinner sound?
@briangaar: DID YOU KNOW: If you don't eat animal products, you will take it out on everyone else forever?
@hammbone84: Trivia Crack is much safer than regular crack, but it will still tear your family apart.