@shariv67: Tonight I'm going to be naughty and tie my man to the bed. Then I'll make him watch a Golden Girls marathon while I eat the left over pizza.
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@Tmoney68: Coworker: What a crazy weekend! Me: *takes a knee* CW: What are you doing? M: Protesting this conversation.
@Darlainky: My single friends are always talking about clubbing and being hit on. Today's social scene sounds so violent.
@MsSugar_Kisses: "You should leave your wife..." The secret note I leave on my husband's windshield every morning...