@longwall26: Tonight, people who are weaker, slower, and dumber than you will deliver bags of treats to your very doorstep. Seize this moment.
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@OhNoSheTwitnt: I liked the movie Taken better the first time I saw it when it was called Finding Nemo.
@luckyshirt: The World: "It is officially impossible for any of this to make less sense than it does now." McCain: "Hold my alligator."
@thereverendcink: I suffer from paranoia and procrastination. Everyone is out to get me, just not right now
@iAmDelFreaky: Me: Take my pic *hands him camera & giggles* Him: What's funny? Me: Nothing. Him: *presses button, explodes, dies* Me: Ha! Photo bombed!