@WheelTod: Tonight playing poker with a buddy he said "Care to make this interesting?" And I said "Sure. For years I've been secretly in love with you"
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@TheChrisAngel: By tomorrow night America will be in a turkey induced coma. On Friday...Canada attacks.
@RichardDreyfuss: You read for a part, you feel good about it, you feel confident, then they cast Ben Affleck.
@AristotlesNZ: Yea? Well who died & made you Batman? Oh crap..that's right. Bruce, I'm so sorry. Come on, dude, don't cry. Seriously, where you going?