@HonestToddler: Tonight's bedtime story was about three pigs struggling with repeat home invasions. Thanks for the new fear.
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@PhoenixRises69: I've removed swim with dolphins from my bucket list. Mainly cos I can't swim and drowning with dolphins doesn't have quite the same appeal.
@Cheeseboy22: I bet you'll watch the cell phone camera footage of this concert for years & remember the fun you had holding up a cell phone at a concert.
@Tierno158: My motto is "Grab Life by the Balls." As you might imagine, being dyslexic, I spend a lot of time apologizing to guys named "Leif."
@GreenishDuck: Sure I'll eat square slices of pizza, but I'm thinking of triangular ones the whole time.