@Lakeoconeebldr: Tons of guys wave at me when I drive my wife's car.
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@ObscureGent: My favorite act of vengeance is befriending your dad and convincing him that dread locks would look cool on him.
@neerjagurnani: Dear autocorrect, at no point in time have I meant to say "I'm affordable" instead of "I'm adorable". Stop embarrassing me.
@aksorojas: I always have a condom in my wallet in case I get invited to parties and there's not enough balloons for everyone.