@primawesome: Too bad the dinosaurs didn't have a Bruce Willisaurus to fly into space and blow that asteroid up.
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@Cheeseboy22: If you try to rob my house, you should know that the item in the house I paid the most for are my son's braces.
@IamEnidColeslaw: Remember when that really cute guy held the door for you at the book store? He doesn't.
@LoveNLunchmeat: When you have the opportunity to become a bigger person, take it because cake is delicious.
@SCbchbum: I never wanted to hug someone as badly as the little old man who just ordered a "small coffee flavored coffee" in Starbucks.