@primawesome: Too bad the dinosaurs didn't have a Bruce Willisaurus to fly into space and blow that asteroid up.
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@ObscureGent: Me: Is that a web tattoo on your elbow because you like Spider-Man? Them: Naw, I killed 5 people Me: so you don't like Spider-Man?