@iGreenMonk: My grandfather died during sex. I still cry when I watch the video.

@2HighBros: Yooooo you smart Brooooo

@amandajpanda: Me: The house is clean! Kid: Hold my juice box!

@WheelTod: Now kids have it easy. When I was young, the hot singles in my area had to walk the streets yelling they wanted sex with me thru a megaphone

@daemonic3: I'm opening a healthy alternative all egg-white omelet breakfast joint. I really think my "Whites Only!" restaurant idea will be a hit!