@palokin: took a girl to starbucks because i forgot her name
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@CharmandBrains: I call bullshit on red wine reducing fat. If there was any truth to that, I'd resemble a crack addict.
@AGreaterMonster: This is serious as a heart attack but not one of those funny heart attacks. Those make me laugh.
@TomHanksIsHot: If I ever kill someone I'm dumping the body in a cemetery. Police will find it and be like "oh yeah this makes sense."