@palokin: took a girl to starbucks because i forgot her name
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@daniel_shaw: If by cat person you mean I like to sleep all day and poo in sand then yes I am a cat person.
@Sickayduh: "Oh no. We dripped cheese dip on the cat. I'll get it" *she grabs a shirt* "Hey don't use that!" *hands her a chip*
@matt___nelson: Shoe store employee on phone w/ wife: "Yea honey I should be home just in time for dinner" *centipede walks in* "You've got to be kiddin me"