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@GensPlace: Took nephew out for lunch. The waitress asked what he'd like.

After a stunned silence, I explained 'quiche' was not pronounced 'quickie'.

Took nephew out for lunch. The waitress asked what he’d like. 

After a stunned silence, I explained ‘quiche’ was not pronounced ‘quickie’.

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