@WilliamAder: Took our cat to the vet today and, once again, she "forgot" her wallet.
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@mstern68: [Interview] Me: I really need the paycheck Him: This is an unpaid internship. Me: Do you provide snacks? Him: Um, yes Me: Keep going...
@ScreaminZeman: I hate you more than the guy that raised his hand after the teacher said we could all go early if there are no more questions.
@iwearaonesie: wife's facebook post: so proud of 8, he's trying so hard in school! mama loves you! wife's text to me: he failed gym. gym!! i need a drink
@LanieLalaBugs: I just want a man who'll drag me to the bedroom, throw me on the bed & do dirty dishes while I take a nap. Is that too much to ask for?