@m0mjawn: took the kids to the park so they could beat each other up in the fresh air
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@KevinFarzad: It's nice to know that even people who are running for President are shitty at answering "What is your greatest weakness?"
@jenlaw_11: Netflix just asked me to rate 'Spy Kids 2' and I clicked "I haven't seen it" but I have. I have seen it. A lot.
@SteelFontana: When you have "very happily married" in your bio, we read that as "DM me about my other secret account 'cause my spouse watches this one."