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@007Pepe_Rex: Top 3 questions asked by my parents:

3) How's the business?

2) Do you have a girlfriend?

1) Why are you stealing from our refrigerator?

Top 3 questions asked by my parents:

3) How’s the business?

2) Do you have a girlfriend?

1) Why are you stealing from our refrigerator?

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