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@TheDailySchmuck: Top Five Creepy Things:

5) Dark and stormy nights
4) Spiders
3) Cars with eyelashes
2) Decaf drinkers
1) People who take one bite of cake

Top Five Creepy Things:

5) Dark and stormy nights
4) Spiders 
3) Cars with eyelashes
2) Decaf drinkers
1) People who take one bite of cake

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