@llvvzz: Top three perverts that see you when you're sleeping:
@JasonLastname: The best trick to ordering pizza is asking them not to cut it. By law, they can only charge you for one slice.
@Easy_Tiger__: ATTN: I'm looking for a new girlfriend
1. Between the age of 11-69?
2. Mostly female?
3. Trained to poop outside?
DM for details
@panmidwest: JOSEPH: who did you name me after?
ME: you were named after my grandfather
GREGGNOG: what about me dad?
@Ideal_Victoria: Ok, seriously men... You can't hear yourselves snoring, but the slightest crinkle of a chip bag, and you're suddenly wide awake?!
@Shock_Monster: I'm no scientist, but harnessing the power of teen girls talking would probably solve all the world's energy woes.