@llvvzz: Top three perverts that see you when you're sleeping:
@wolfpupy: none of the animals i designed and invented are at the zoo. do they even check the suggestion box
@AndrewNadeau0: FRIEND: Women like guys that are mysterious.
DATE: So, tell me about yourself.
@decentbirthday: [Mugshot photographer]
Me: now lets do a silly one
@sammyrhodes: If you've ever wondered which of your friends loved V for Vendetta, you're in luck today.
@Home_Halfway: WIFE: We really need to think about sticking to our monthly budget
ME: *feeding my pet octopus a bag of emeralds* I agree