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@dxblarssonENG: Top three reasons he doesn't text you back:

1. He's just not that into you
2. He's imaginary
3. He's a cat

Top three reasons he doesn’t text you back:

1. He’s just not that into you
2. He’s imaginary
3. He’s a cat

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