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@hammbone84: [Tornado siren blaring]

Wife: Let's go to the basement.

Me: There will be no line at Pizza Hut buffet.

Wife:

Me: I'll bring you a salad.

[Tornado siren blaring]

Wife: Let’s go to the basement.

Me: There will be no line at Pizza Hut buffet.

Wife:

Me: I’ll bring you a salad.

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