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@KeetPotato: [tortoise arguing with his gf]
"FINE IM LEAVING"
FINE
[6 minutes later]
are you going or not?
"THIS IS AS FAST AS I CAN GO KAREN"

[tortoise arguing with his gf]
“FINE IM LEAVING”
FINE
[6 minutes later]
are you going or not?
“THIS IS AS FAST AS I CAN GO KAREN”

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